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gyundori:

0ci0:

All good things must come to an end.

Omedetou

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page-music:

not happy with it but it’s progress

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page-music:

What if Skype for Game Boy.

HEY BONUS FACT YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE THIS AS YOUR SKYPE RINGTONE

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Download HERE

Mirrors: DROPBOX MEDIAFIRE

NEW MIRRORS: SENDSPACE FILEDROPPER ZIPPYSHARE

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I managed to get a version compressed enough to fit a full loop into 1.5MB, meaning you can now /actually/ use this as a ringtone. Welp. Sorry about that. MUCHOS THANKSOS TO THE RANDOM ANON WHO GAVE ME TIPS ON THAT WHOLE THING

DOWNLOAD: GDRIVE DROPBOX MEDIAFIRE

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orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

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sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

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aliencrystal:

are you fucking kidding me amazon

there is one employee at amazon that went past all their higher ups to make this happen, thank you mystery amazon 9 master

aliencrystal:

are you fucking kidding me amazon

there is one employee at amazon that went past all their higher ups to make this happen, thank you mystery amazon 9 master

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booksandweapons:

Bonus:

There we go! Counted the votes and the majority of you asked me to draw Whiterose! Hope you like it :)

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cymphony:

konoha

cymphony:

konoha

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page-music:

page-music:

it’s funny because they’re both about slamming

IT SHOWED UP ON MY DASH GUYS (volume warning for the end)

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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